While getting my monthly trim down at the barbers this morning it occurred to me that other than an obvious bit of industry class wars going on the only real difference between these two artistes de la coiffure is that one will openly provide their opinion on everything and doesn't give a monkeys what you think.
The other just says "Oh I know" all the time and charges 10 times the amount for letting you think they've agreed with everything you've just said.
I'm now convinced thats why women always feel good after coming out of a hairdressers, they "think" they've just spoken to someone for the last two hours who's on the same wavelength as them whereas I just come out of a barber's convinced I really know absolutely nothing about global politics or who is playing for Rangers or Celtic these days.
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