Travel Expenses and Knickers

For anyone of the male persuasion making regular travel trips to Cardiff by air always ensure that if travelling back home on a Friday night that you pack ample pants in case you get stranded at the airport.

Unless of course you don't mind going into the airport duty free which only sells women's lingerie, buying a g-string and spending the rest of the evening in the exec lounge adjusting your butt crack.

Furthermore I reckon that your emergency expense claim for a 5 pack of knickers and a camisole top might take, for some obscure reason, much longer to get approved.

So before anyone out there tries to pass off the reason "required to purchase knickers and camisole as no shirts left and pants all had skid marks" with their resource team just remember.....

Unlike a puppy pants are not for life......although maybe 2 to 3 days tops if you avoid curries.