Just seen an ad on TV for an online dating agency declaring that they've too many hot women and need more men.
Surely what they really mean is they've too many ugly blokes that any woman, even those with an unfortunate passing resemblance to John Prescott, wouldn't touch with a bargepole.
That's why you'll not find me on any of those websites, women tend not to be attracted to guys who look like George Clooney......that's George Clooney of Dundee (current occupation - rear bumper of a dogem).
That combined with an amazing nervous adeptness at clamming up tighter than the Queens sphincter** doesn't really lend itself to the smooth talking persona's that Hello Magazine and Cosmo tell women to demand in us chaps.
Oh Bugger !
**Based on an alleged statement from a palace spokesman that "the Queen never farts and her sphintcer is indeed completely airtight during all state occasions"
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