Should I Tidy ?

So you go into a restaurant, sit down and enjoy your meal then just after you've paid fifty quid or more and just before you go to leave you clear your table, put all your dirty dishes on a tray and take them into the kitchen...............

No???

So why the hell do so many people feel compelled to clean up their tables after eating a £3.49 happy meal in McDonalds?

After all you don't get on a bus and just as you get to your destination give the seat a wee polish then nip around the front to were the driver is and give the windscreen a quick wipe before going on your merry way.

Answers on a postcard to the "I didn't know that's why they call it a service industry competition".

The best suggestion will receive a kitchen roll and a pair of rubber gloves

Burgered Off

Why can Mattel recall millions of toys for having too much lead in them and yet McDonald's won't stop selling burgers that have just about everything else but lead in them?

Actually if they did put lead in them they'd probably be more nutritional.

Ironically there's probably more chance of you suffering long term health damage from eating a quarter pounder everyday than from chewing on one of the recalled toys everyday.