Custard creams found to reverse aging process

If you're only as old as you feel how do I work this one out?

At this precise moment in time I feel like a nice cup of coffee and a few custard cream biscuits.

If I take into account the sell by date of December 2008 and the manufacturing process including the growing of the raw materials by my reckoning I'm only feeling about 3 years old at most.

Right, I'm off to the patent office before Clarins get their hands on my discovery.

Incidentally, does anyone know what ever happened to coconut cream biscuits?