Due to an unfortunate ink smudge whilst reading what the membership entry criteria to the mile high club was and the wholly inaccurate use of replacement letters on my part I may have recently subjected the passengers of the BMI Leeds to Glasgow flight to a rather unpleasant experience........Although the grunts and groans emanating from the toilet may have been vaguely similar and ending in climatic feeling of total satisfaction it transpires that the membership entry criteria is to go and have a really good long shag in the toilets and not, as I did, which was to go and have a really good long shit.
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