Monday, 17 December 2007

Aircraft Lifejackets

Why to airlines insist on showing you how to inflate your life jacket on flights that don't go over water ?

Now I know Glasgow can get a bit wet but the puddles are THAT big.

My personal theory is that it has nothing to do with the possibility of crash landing in water but rather the potential consequence of 100 plus people all pissing themselves in unison in an airtight cabin just after the captain announces the engines have failed.

It wouldn't sound too good on the news to hear that although the plane landed safely after engine failure unfortunately all the passengers that couldn't swim drowned in 400 gallons of their own piss.

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