Faster than the speed of.........Dust ?!?

In this hurly burly world that we live in it seems that even the most mundane of things cant even escape the fast pace that we demand in our lives.

I was in town today and while walking through a department store I spotted the very latest in home appliances guaranteed to get the most out of our hectic work-life balance.......the "Rapid start" vacuum cleaner.

Now I pondered this for a while and tried to figure out exactly how fast does dust actually move that would require somebody to need a rapid starting vacuum cleaner in the first place. In fact what sad git would actually buy one under the delusion that if they don't get to the dust quickly enough it might run off.

Sorry, but since when did dust lead a nomadic existence? I thought the sole purpose of dust was in fact to GATHER in one place and remain there.