Ding.......Dong.......

How many Swedish tourists do you think come to London to see Big Ben and leave disappointed after finding out it's a clock bell and not a Cockney porn star?

A London phallus.


Palace Of Westminster

Cute Cop

Grabbed this candid at the Cenotaph in London while waiting on the Queen going past the office for the state opening of parliment.

Lest We Forget

Took plenty of the queen going past the Cenotaph outside the office but then thought this one meant so much more.

London Lament

Having to head down to London and Heathrow again and surprise, surprise the flight is delayed forcing me to sit in the exec lounge and pass away my time on a diet of oat crunch biscuits, nibbly things and crap magazines.

Exec lounges are annoying places in that 90% of the time they're full of loud mouthed numpties whos ability to spout never ending boring flannel whilst ensuring everyone within a square mile can hear about their latest "big account" or new home in the Algarve is only matched by the amount of flannel on their Armani suits needed to cover their over ego-ed bodies.


Todays menu sir....