Aldo V's Aldo

While walking down Buchanan Street I was horrified to discover a blatant copyright infringement of my personal brand, namely that of Alan (Aldo) Runcie.

A shop alleging to be representing the "Aldo" brand was staring me in the face. Whats more on entering the establishment it didn't sell any of the items usually associated with yours truly, not a single ipod widget or bit of computer tom-foolery was to be had on any of the shelves.

All there seemed to be was lots of women browsing through racks of shoes and so I hurriedly left.

Since then I have now written to their marketing director highlighting their oversight but have allowed them to continue using my name in exchange for a percentage of all their marketing revenue.

After all I am a household name......in my household anyway.