Saturday, 30 June 2007

Popcorn Conspiracy Theory

Having just sat in a cinema and ate possibly the saltiest bucket of popcorn imaginable I am now of the opinion that the major manufacturers of soft drinks, toliet rolls, popcorn and cinemas themselves are all owned by one huge syndicate that have managed to trick cinema goers into a never ending cycle of:-

Salty popcorn = more drink consumed = more trips to toilet = passing food stall on return from toilet = buying more salty popcorn = requiring to consume more drink..............

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