Glaswegians and terrorists

Yesterdays failed attack by terrorists on Glasgow Airport only highlighted how poor the terrorists intelligence was regarding the attitude and resolve of your typical Glaswegian.

Had they attacked any other airport in the world there would no doubt have been signs of devastation and mass panic.

But they mistakenly chose Glasgow where, not wanting any further delays to their two weeks on the Costa and knowing they were going to get sunburned anyway, your typical Glaswegian decided just to stay in the check-in queues and not bother too much about suicide bombers and a blazing jeep full of gas canisters.

Did the attackers not realise they were facing an opponent far more formidable and hardy than any army they may have previously faced.........

The pissed off Glaswegian holidaymaker.

Incidentally the terrorists couldn't have had Edinburgh accents otherwise who knows what we would have done to them.