Zombies - Where do they come from

Despite the best efforts of myself and Heidi by buddy Davids girlfriend David managed to win at the toss of a coin the choice of movie at the cinema last night.

What was his choice from an array of Oscar and BAFTA winners.......only f-ing "Diary Of The Dead" !!!

Being honourable people we tried for best out of three but he wasn't for having any of it and it was with heavy heart that we asked "three please for the zombie movie"

After being subjected to 90 minutes of dialogue equivalent to listening to a goose farting in the fog and all the excitement of a turd in a toilet bowl I can now reveal the answer to the question "where do zombies actually come from"........

The cinema audience.