Stayed in possibly the smallest hotel room ever last night while working down in London.
It was so damn small I honestly thought I'd inadvertently walked into a CERN physics experiment to find out if a human can occupy the same coordinates in time and space as an MFI chest of drawers.
I can conclude, without the aid of the large hadron collider, that the answer is f%#&ing no!!
On a plus side the bed was so close to the toilet pan that all I had to do to take a shit was hang my arse over the side of the bed.
Not sure the manager is going to be too chuffed with me using the duvet as toilet paper though.
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