In a follow-up to my world famous exposé on the pointy fold that hotels put in their bog rolls I have since discovered the elite of pointy bits....
The pointy bit with freshness guaranteed sticky thing.
While undertaking my ablutions I thought long and hard over this, the pointy thing that is and not the other task I was undertaking, and I can only conclude that the sticker's only useful purpose is to ensure the guest that no other person has wiped their arse since the maid cleaned the room.
And so there we have it, a posh hotel can only be truly posh if it's lavvie paper is security sealed.
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I worked for the governemnt in the 80's and "Govt Issue!" was stamped on every sheet of toilet paper ! I kid you not ! Every single sheet.I suppose it brought a whole new meaning to that wonderful expression.....Shuve it up your ass......
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